A lyricist without a clue, what year is this?
Marshall Mathers helps me through everything in my life, and I honestly don't know where I would be without him.
I love Eminem, P!nk, D12, Gwen Stefani, Avril Lavigne, Snoop Dogg, 50 Cent, Tupac, and more. I love a rap and pop (good pop, not autotuned crap, or songs not written by the artist singing it, or songs with no real meaning or blahblah).
RANDOM THINGS I ENJOY:
Robert Downy Jr.
Drawing
80's movies
Sugar cookies
The color coral
Leonardo Dicaprio
Reading
Parks
The American Pie movies
Flipz
That 70's Show
Mango Odwalla
Popcorn
Spongebob
Exercise
The Fairly Odd Parents
Cheerleading
Writing
8 Mile
Luke Bylik
Gymnastics
Smoothies
My turtle
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Better hide you wallet, ‘cause I’m comin’ up quick to strip yo cash, bought a ticket to yo concert just and come and whip yo ass, bitch, I’m comin’ out swingin’, so fast it’ll make yo eyes spin
(Source: eminem-world, via respected-joker)
in the year 6057
historian:
over the last few years we have explored most parts of the prehistoric "the internet" and have come across a gathering of young adults called "tumblr".
historian:
we discovered a large amount of "slash" which has lead us to believe that 99% of 21st century humans were homosexual. we do not yet understand how the species managed to surivive
historian:
we also uncovered a never before seen language on "tumblr". Words and phrases such as "omg", "wat", "this shit cray" and "yolo" have been deciphered, but more complex sentences such as "dslfajsdlj no stop i can't evensldfjaldjaf" have yet to be understood
Benefits when you're cute:
More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself.
Benefits when you're ugly:
you don't get raped.
